The dictionary is stupid

This guy snitched…on himself

OK fast-food workers, you want $15 an hour? That’s alright, we’ll just replace you with machines

The End of “Bro”

“Dad” found passed out behind the wheel of his car, with his 2-year-old in the front seat and a bottle of booze safely tucked in the kid’s car seat

This guy INSISTS on wearing a spaghetti strainer on his head for his license photo

Drunk without alcohol?

An “evil eye” box has been found in an ancient cemetery…I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t open it

6 Apple Store employees arrested for iPhone theft ring…I’m guessing they didn’t work at the “Genius Bar”

Don’t check into a hospital under your dead sister’s name and also don’t be wearing a t-shirt with a memorial to your sister when you commit this crime

We’re all going to be a lot less miserable than we think

Doctor orders female co-worker to motorboat her breasts

Turns out Robin Williams was in the early stages of Parkinson’s

This teacher was drunk at school

This chick allowed 2 underage kids to drink in her home, recorded them and posted it on Facebook

We need to step up our drinking

Man with dwarfism records his day from his perspective

Burger King is getting rid of their “Satisfries”

One year in, how is this chick doing with her goal in trying to sleep with 100,000 men?

11 Signs You May Have a Problem With Alcohol

Guy dies after getting kicked by a donkey he was trying to have sex with

9 Signs You Have Found the Man You Should Make Your Husband

Looks like “Bad Boys 3” is going to happen

The guy who created the pop-up ad says sorry

On “The Walking Dead”, is Daryl Dixon gay?

FDA to consider Viagra for women

Porn stars rally behind Christie Mack to help her with medical expenses

Because the world needs more strippers

How about we unplug ONE DAY a week?

Woman caught filming porn in church after a viewer recognized her boobs