Well, it wouldn’t be the start of a week without another story about a female teacher banging one of her students

And, it wouldn’t be Florida without another story of gunfire at a kid’s birthday party

Here’s the REAL story about the woman who spilled hot coffee on herself and sued a well-known fast-food restaurant

Deaf man is trying to communicate with police with sign language, so they do the sane, logical thing and Taser him

One of those snake-handling preachers dies in the most predictable way you can think of

Mom arrested after a gun is found in her kid’s backpack at school

County attorney tells a mother of a 5-year-old who had just been raped by these adolescents that “boys will be boys”

This chick missed work, so in an effort not to get caught, she tells cops she was raped

This guy told the cops his name was “Cap’n Crunch”

This case turns your iPad into a 1950’s television set

A beautiful house in Brooklyn is secretly being used for upscale sex parties

You know you have to read a story about a “Valentine’s Day crossbow attack”

This chick hit her boyfriend upside the head with a Dale Jr. beer bottle

Michael Dunn found guilty of attempted murder, but a mistrial in the actual murder charge

Searching for clues to the source of violent, naked rampages

New app lets you bet on your friends’ relationships

This guy spent four hours writing this Valentine in the snow…she was pissed because he was too cheap to actually buy her a gift

This is why you don’t buy a burrito from a gas station

Candy hearts for those stuck in the “friend zone”…or as we like to call you, Rob

God’s 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Old Testament

The Duggars’ 7 Tips For Keeping Your Marriage Sexy, Even After (a LOT) of Kids

Worst Valentine’s Day Gift EVER

“Vampire Facelifts”???

Ravens running back Ray Rice and his fiancé arrested after an altercation on Valentine’s Day