It’s The Freakshow’s “Mugshots of the Week”

Kittens accidentally packed and shipped

Woman jumps out of a moving truck because of a lizard

Edward Cocaine arrested fro drug possession

Woman shot dead while on the phone with 911 for 13 minutes

Despite ridicule, this café is keeping their very phallic-looking sign

First-grader brings a knife on a bus and threatens a female student

1 in 5 beers sold in America is a Bud Light

It’s not going to go well for you in court when you are yawning, and tell the judge “I don’t care man”

Chihuahua survives being hit by a truck and an owl abduction

This is why you don’t loan your car to your friends

Men get grumpy at the age of 70

How this chick’s mom accidentally stole a green Honda

That’s right…The Bacon Easter Egg

Hey straight people, do you want to help gay people? Then shutup

Watch this train-driver kick a selfie-taking teen in the head…he did the right thing

As if the store-bought ones aren’t disgusting enough, here’s how to make your own Marshmallow Peeps

Chick who was texting while driving hit a cyclist, giving him spinal injuries, says she “doesn’t care” because her car needs to be fixed

Wu-Tang affiliated rapper loses his penis

“X-Men” director accused of molesting a teenage boy

Looks like there’s going to be a “Mrs. Doubtfire” sequel

Women suing because surprisingly, the slimming underwear that’s supposed to make ou lose weight don’t actually work

Lamar Odom signed to the Knicks?