If you’re going to rob a bank, don’t drive your own car and for the love of all that is holy, DON’T wear a shirt with your name on it

Guy comes back from a two day vacation to find people living in his house using his stuff

Man gets removed from a plane over a Tweet about bad customer service

Indiana teen looking to be the youngest person to fly around the globe dies in a crash over the Pacific…crews are still looking for his co-pilot who also happens to be his father

4-year-old banned from a doughnut shop for being rude

Food Porn: The Doughnut Fried Chicken Sandwich

Cat calls 911

More recalls for GM

Deep Fried Doritos

Cops looking for suspects who choked a horse

Dating site matches users by their DNA

Watch out for the fake park ranger who has been kicking dogs and taking pictures of women

These vandals like to use doughnuts and other pastries

When disaster strikes, they bring BBQ

This city in Texas is starting their “Toilet to Tap” program

Cigarette butt recycling starts in New Orleans

Judge won’t free a 551-pound man from house arrest

Check out the person in the clouds in this crazy sunset picture

Prisoner gouges his eyes out to protest his hot cell

Guy saves his dog from an alligator

8 hours of sleep every night will KILL YOU!!!

Cops told Justin Bieber to calm his partying down

Does your dog feel jealous?

This teen’s selfie sparked backlash against her

Gamer finds his dad’s “ghost” in an old Xbox game

Ice cream flavor sparks protest

This movie trailer will break your mind with nostalgia

Bartender sets a customer on fire

Lauryn Hill late to her own concert lectures a fan about “respect”

Remember the guy who made a spreadsheet detailing how little his wife would have sex with him? Well a woman has done the same for her husband

This guy vowed abstinence for a year and found that it wasn’t that hard