Teen commits suicide after her parents ban her from Facebook

Guy arrested for biting a chick’s ass

New law prevents people from rubbing pregnant bellies without permission

This chick tried to get workman’s comp when she injured herself having sex in a hotel room while on a business trip

Kids misbehaving in school?  Just throw them in cages

Creepy New Technology For Spying on Your Kids

10 Ways to Get Your House Egged and Toilet Papered on Halloween

17 Insane Fast Food Items You Had No Idea Existed

Hell yeah it’s a Triceratops made of pumpkins

Gun advocacy group “unintentionally” raffles off the same kind of gun that killed Trayvon Martin at an event where George Zimmerman’s attorney was attending

Lunch lady charged for paying $1 to have a kid beaten up

Man buys $27 worth of bitcoins, forgets about them, finds out they’re now worth $886,000

8 Things It’s Never OK to Ask a Woman in Public

Guy severs his penis and goes to the hospital to have it reattached only to realize he forgot to bring it with him

FL chick tries to send nude pics to a friend in jail, the jail sends them back, that’s when her roommate intercepted them and tried to blackmail her

Sarasota man accused of spraying his baby with Windex…he wanted to prevent it from streaking

Man ranting about zombies is shot and killed by a homeowner

Chick in an “abusive wife” costume was really in character

Bullying is NOT on the rise and it does NOT lead to suicide

How do you “accidentally” leave your 5-year-old at a mall?

8th-grader used a 1950’s Advice Guide and it made her popular

FL man throws a cat at his girlfriend

From posh private school student to dominatrix…with PICS

The Myth of “The War of the Worlds” Panic

This dumbass posted revenge child porn of his ex on Facebook and then tagged her sister in the post

This chick posted a video of yellow, nasty water coming out of her tap, and the water company sued her for defamation

Chris Brown in rehab for anger management

If your Facebook profile picture is a giraffe, you’re an idiot

Secret Nerdy References in “The Simpsons”

Mom leaves this sign for the people that stole her kid’s pumpkin

The Villain From the Original “Karate kid” Dressed As Himself For Halloween