To be even more of a dick, FL makes it illegal for homeless to cover themselves with blankets

This chick “accidentally” smothered her kid three years ago, and now has to explain how another one of her kids died

Outlawing yoga pants?

This woman can’t understand why her grandson isn’t being rewarded, even though he doesn’t qualify for the reward for missing too many days at school

Mail carriers run the risk of getting bit by a dog on their route, but being bitten by a person?

People who watch more porn have more sex

Journalists will believe anything about Facebook, as long as it’s outlandish

Our bars are too loud and our cafes are too quiet

According to the FDA, the female sex drive drug needs more research…damn

Hundreds flock to see this Virgin Mary statue that “weeps” oil

34-year-old woman breaks her ankle after jumping from a 15-year-old boy’s bedroom window when the boy’s mom found them banging

Team Canada has a beer fridge that only opens with a Canadian passport

Man gets his genitals Tasered over a cigarette butt

Just because, here’s a picture of a monkey taking a dip in a hot spring with an iPhone

Courtney Stodden shows off her latest plastic surgery

Woman assaulted after interrupting her husband having anal sex with his girlfriend

Another great reason NOT to take selfies

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