9 Christmas Songs With Surprisingly Naughty Lyrics

Christmas is intended to be a joyous family-friendly celebration, but some musicians have taken risks at spicing up the holiday with jingles that aren't so innocent at all. 

From the covertly sexual undertones of Santa Claus sliding down that chimney for those milk and cookies to the shocking assumptions of what's really going on in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" — once you give these nine tunes another play you'll see why they've earned their spot on our naughty list.

Can you spot the innuendo in these Christmas classics? Listen below.

1. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" — The Jackson 5

Naughty lyrics:

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

2. "Wit It This Christmas" — Ariana Grande

Naughty lyrics:

We don't need no presents

We don't need that kitchen

We don't need them recipes

You know I'm tasty like a candy cane or gingerbread

I'm made with love

3. "Let It Snow" — Boyz II Men

Naughty lyrics:

Ohhh, come over here and help me trim the tree

I want to wrap you up baby

Maybe then you'll see you're the only present I need

4. "Santa Baby" — Ertha Kitt

Naughty lyrics:

Ohhhh, come over here and help me trim the tree

I wanna wrap you up baby

Then you'll see you're the only present I need

5. "Christmas Tree" — Lady Gaga

Naughty lyrics:

The only place you'll want to be

Is underneath my Christmas tree

Yes, everybody knows (ra-pa-pum-pum)

We will take off our clothes (ra-pa-pum-pum)

6. "Santa Claus Is Back in Town" — Elvis Presley

Naughty lyrics:

Hang up your pretty stockings

And turn off the light

Santa Claus is comin'

Down your chimney tonight

7. "Christmas Eve" — Justin Bieber

Naughty lyrics:

Kissing underneath the tree

I don't need no presents girl, you're everything I need

Let me give you all of me, each year, together on this Christmas Eve

You leave some cookies out

I'mma eat 'em all

8. "8 Days Of Christmas" — Destiny's Child

Naughty lyrics:

On the seventh day of Christmas my baby gave to me

A nice back rub and he massaged my feet

The feeling that I feel is so good, he makes me feel so in la-la-la-la-love

If he only knew what he does to me, my man, my man, my baby

Oh he makes me feel so lovely, so sexy

9. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" — Frank Loesser

Naughty lyrics:

The neighbors might think 

(Baby, it's bad out there)

Say, what's in this drink? 

(No cabs to be had out there)

I simply must go (butbaby, it's cold outside) 

The answer is no (but, baby, it's cold outside).

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