Sunbathing Your BH Is So Healthy For You

Everyone is always looking for the new easy way to get healthy, well I've finally found an easy and quick one and all the ingredients are free! This one involves sunshine and your butthole!

A woman who goes by the name Metaphysical Meagan has just brought to light, (pun intended) “perineum sunning.” This is the sunbathing of your butthole and the benefits are amazing!

She says 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on,” and that it is“an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!” 

She explains that suntanning your asshole is meant to promote the “health & longevity of the physical body,” increase “creativity and creative output” and aid “in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy.” But this is not meant to tan your butthole, also I think it's important to know they are not encouraging sunscreen but I wouldn't take that chance.

Me testing to see if the sun is hot enough to give my bh all it's healthiness:


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