Dog finds a sex toy and won’t let it go

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I said fetch the STICK! Dog walker is forced to chase his pet Labrador-cross around a field after it found a sex toy while rummaging around in a bush

  • Jonathan Dade's dog Tyson was rummaging in the bushes in Eye, Suffolk
  • Mr Dade, 38, was stunned when he emerged with a 10-inch sex toy in his mouth
  • The dog owner had to chase him for several minutes before he would let it go

By Lara Keay For Mailonline


A dog walker has revealed the hilarious moment he chased his pet around a field after it found a 10-inch sex toy in the bushes and refused to let it go. 

Jonathan 'Bubby' Dade was out walking his dog on in Eye, Suffolk, when his five-year-old Labrador-cross began rummaging around in the foliage.

But the 38-year-old father was stunned when he saw his pet Tyson emerge triumphantly with a sex toy in his mouth.

When the dog refused to drop his new found toy, Mr Dade had to chase him and wrestle the sex aid back off him.

Labrador-cross Tyson (pictured) went rummaging in the bushes in a Suffolk field and found a 10-inch sex toy 

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Labrador-cross Tyson (pictured) went rummaging in the bushes in a Suffolk field and found a 10-inch sex toy 

The five-year-old dog had the sex aid in his mouth for several minutes, refusing to let it go

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The five-year-old dog had the sex aid in his mouth for several minutes, refusing to let it go

After Tyson relented, the professional asphalter put the toy back in the bushes and wash his hands - not forgetting to capture the hilarious moment on camera. 

He said: 'At first I just thought it was a dirty old stick but it was just wobbling around in his mouth and I was like "no, it definitely isn't, is it?"

'He was just rummaging around the bushes - he usually finds tennis balls and sticks but a sex toy is just something else.

'Then he just came out with it.

'I was laughing so much I nearly wet myself to be honest. 

'He turned his head and started wagging his tail as if to say "look what I've got!" 

'Nobody was there but if anybody had been looking it would have been so funny.'

His owner Jonathan Dade (pictured) could not believe what his pet had uncovered and had to wrestle it back off him 

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His owner Jonathan Dade (pictured) could not believe what his pet had uncovered and had to wrestle it back off him 


Mr Dade described his desperate yet hilarious struggle to recover the sex toy from his dog's mouth, saying: 'I said to him 'give it here' and I tried to get it off him - but he wouldn't give it back.

'Then he just ran off through the field and I chased him for a couple of minutes - he just let me run after him.

'I wished I'd taken a video but after chasing him around at the time I didn't really think about it.' 

After throwing it back in the bushes, the dog owner is cautious the pair might encounter it again on future walks, as Tyson appeared so fond of it.

He added: 'I seriously haven't a clue how it got there.

Mr Dade returned the sex toy the bushes when he finally managed to get it back, but is concerned Tyson (pictured) may find it again on another walk

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Mr Dade returned the sex toy the bushes when he finally managed to get it back, but is concerned Tyson (pictured) may find it again on another walk

The 38-year-old says his pet 'always finds sticks and balls, but a sex toy is just something else'

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The 38-year-old says his pet 'always finds sticks and balls, but a sex toy is just something else'

'It was behind a high school aswell, so it could have been somebody up to no good.

'I just wanted to get it out of his mouth but there's no doubt he will find it again because he's got the scent now.

'We always go on the same path on our walks so it's probably still there somewhere.

'I definitely made sure to wash my hands when I got home - that thing was ten inches long.'

The bemused dog walker shared the post on social media as soon as he got home, where it went viral almost instantly.

The father (pictured) took to social media to share the hilarious yet embarrassing moment where pictures of Tyson and the sex toy instantly went viral 

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The father (pictured) took to social media to share the hilarious yet embarrassing moment where pictures of Tyson and the sex toy instantly went viral 

He said: 'I posted it for my mates, just for a laugh because I thought it was funny.

'Then I was just so surprised that it got over 5,000 likes and 2,200 shares.

'I only shared it on one group on social media but I was really surprised at the response.

'I deleted the original post so I don't have a proper record of the original number of likes and shares - but it definitely did go into the thousands.

'As I said, it's still there in that ditch so I've no doubt we'll go there again and find it.

'The whole thing was just ridiculously funny.'  

Pictures of Tyson with the sex toy in his mouth were shared thousands of times, despite Mr Dade posting the images 'just for his mates'

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Pictures of Tyson with the sex toy in his mouth were shared thousands of times, despite Mr Dade posting the images 'just for his mates'

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