30+ Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent
Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed and you want to continue the party.
Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.
If you are lucky, there is no reply and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realise what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people, and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check them out below and don't forget to vote for your favourite!
#3 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There
#29 Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind