30 of the funniest drunk texts people have ever sent

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30+ Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent

ByViktorija G.

Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed and you want to continue the party.

Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realise what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people, and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check them out below and don't forget to vote for your favourite!

#1 Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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#2 You Were So Drunk Last Night

You Were So Drunk Last Night

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#3 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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#4 I'm Drunk

I'm Drunk

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#5 Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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#6 Hagrid!!

Hagrid!!

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#7 Mom Is Happy

Mom Is Happy

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#8 How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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#9 Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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#10 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text


#11 There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

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#12 Drunk Text

Drunk Text

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#13 Dating An Idiot

Dating An Idiot

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#14 Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

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#15 Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text

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#16 FarmVille FTW

FarmVille FTW

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#17 Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

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#18 Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

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#19 Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

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#20 An Obese Penguin

An Obese Penguin

#21 Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

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#22 How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

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#23 I Am The Batman

I Am The Batman

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#24 I Love Alcohol

I Love Alcohol

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#25 Dealing With Problems Like

Dealing With Problems Like

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#26 Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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#27 I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

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#28 Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

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#29 Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

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#30 May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time


Source: boredpanda.com 

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