These Tweets About The Stupid Things Couples Fight About Will Have You Dying
By Candice Jalili3 days ago
One of the biggest fights my boyfriend and I ever got in was over avocado. We were on a double date with some friends, and there was a piece of avocado from my plate that had fallen onto his seat while he used the bathroom. Long story short, he sat in the avocado, and I didn't warn him. Thus began a huge fight about why I wouldn't warn him he was about to sit in avocado. As you can see by that example, couples fight about dumb things all the time, and below, these tweets about the stupid things couples fight about just prove my point even more.
On Sunday, Jan. 21, the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout began trending on Twitter, and people went off. Oh, man, you guys, I'm serious. People delivered big time. You see, sometimes, I worry that my boyfriend and I are the only ones who get into these dumb fights about silly things. But based on these tweets, it seems pretty clear we're not the only ones who fight over the dumbest "problems" imaginable.
Read along with these dumb fights and prepare to feel very normal.
Die Hard is a huge source of contention for some couples, you guys. IS IT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE OR NOT?
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout Whether or not Die Hard was a Christmas movie11:32 AM - Jan 21, 2018
All of the power lies in the hands of the one with the remote.
Who holds the remote is very big in our world #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:32 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Don't you love when you and your partner are both convinced you're the better driver?
Who's the better driver. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:32 AM - Jan 21, 2018
There is only one right way to put toilet paper back on the roll, people.
Just Kristen @kristenRN202
Why it’s so difficult to replace the toilet paper after it’s gone. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:36 AM - Jan 21, 2018
TBH, toilet paper seems to be a big issue in general.
How many rolls of toilet paper should be in the bathroom #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:17 AM - Jan 22, 2018
Her partner denies he's a snorer. Likely story, buddy.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAboutSnoring.. he snores too loud but he denies he snores...11:31 AM - Jan 21, 2018
For the love of God, please put the toilet seat down.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout putting the toilet seat down12:41 PM - Jan 22, 2018
"I DoN't KnOw, WhErE dO yOuUuUu WaNt To EaT???"
Where to go out to eat#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:30 AM - Jan 21, 2018
A classic Ross and Rachel fight: Were they on a break or weren't they?
We Were On A Break!! #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:32 AM - Jan 21, 2018
I don't know about you, but if someone wrongs me in a dream, you better believe I'm gonna wake up mad at them.
When she has a dream about you doing something stupid, then blames you for it. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:16 AM - Jan 22, 2018
What kind of monster takes the trash out without replacing the bag?
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAboutWhy the person who takes the garbage out can't put a bag back in can.12:25 PM - Jan 21, 2018
You've never been truly tortured until you've slept with a loud breather.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout“Breathing to loud”11:32 AM - Jan 21, 2018
This is the most 2018 fight ever I've ever heard.
Who knows more memes #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:06 AM - Jan 22, 2018
How dare you leave the toothpaste without the cap on?
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout putting the cap on the toothpaste.11:30 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Don't even think about touching my leftovers.
Just call me Alice@AMUSINGALICE28
Did you eat my leftovers??? I was saving those. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:40 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Deleting your shows is an act of pure evil.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAboutOMG DID YOU DELETE MY SHOW ON THE DVR?!11:57 AM - Jan 21, 2018
TBH, asking your partner how you look in your outfit is almost always a losing battle.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout"Do I look fat?""No babe, you look great""Why are you lying to me!!??"11:59 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Watching shows without you is an unacceptable act of treason.
unicorns donuts @UnicornsDonuts
Definitely when they cheat on you by watching tv shows without you. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:31 AM - Jan 21, 2018
What better topic to fight about than... fighting?
Whether we’ve been fighting a lot #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:33 AM - Jan 21, 2018
They can't agree on how to load the dishwasher.
Loading the dishwasher the right way....#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:49 AM - Jan 22, 2018
There's more room for interpretation in a grocery list than you'd expect.
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAboutHow many potatoes to buy.Her: pick up some potatoesHim: comes home with 2Her: ??? 2, you bought 2 potatoes?Him: yeah, 1 for me and 1 for youHer:11:58 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Money is a source of contention for pretty much everyone.
What's done is not done as far as some people are concerned.
Excuse me? That's my side of the bed, thank you.
Which side of the bed to sleep on #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:30 AM - Jan 21, 2018
Checking out other girls in front of you is a recipe for a fight.
Getting distracted #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout11:33 AM - Jan 21, 2018
What constitutes as a good pizza topping is not an objective truth.
Sir Castic @SnapDad42
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout pineapple on pizza. Clearly, it's a great topping.11:56 AM - Jan 21, 2018
I have got to say, my boyfriend and I also always fight about which side of the bed to sleep on. Oh, and he hates when I watch shows without him. But then, in my defense, I'm, like, I wouldn't watch shows without you if you warned me which shows aren't OK to watch without you and which ones are! How am I supposed to know which ones are "our" shows and which ones aren't? Do I look like a mind reader?! DIDN'T THINK SO.
But, as I said earlier, the best part of reading these tweets really has got to be feeling a little better about yourself and a little more confident in your relationship! Rest assured you and your partner are not the only ones getting into fights about dumb, silly things. Everyone is. In fact, I would go so far as to say those people who aren't fighting about dumb things are the ones living outside the norm.