Strip club offering a free couch "to a good home"

Right, because it had such a "good home" before. This Ohio strip club is giving away a couch and the good news is it's free! Now free from disease? That's another thing. Not only was this couch home to numerous lap dances and God knows what else, let;s not forget the club caught fire a month ago, so it should also smell great too. Serious inquiries only I'm sure, here