Peeps introduces 5 new flavors, all of them sure to be awful

Good news no one, Peeps are rolling out five new flavors, just in time to ruin your Easter

Peeps, the most God-awful marshmallow "treat" to ever sully a child's Easter basket is back with five new flavors for you to hate. From USA Today, "Peep lovers can choose from five new flavors: Froot Loops, Hot Tamales Fierce Cinnamon, Raspberry Dipped in Crème Fudge, Root Beer Float and Chocolate Pudding bunnies.

Peeps also unveiled two new treats, along with its five new flavors: Peeps-flavored jelly beans and individually wrapped mini-Peeps, perfect for Easter egg hunts." Sure they're perfect...if you hate your children. More here