WTF? (What The Florida?) Where we recall all of the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman!
Every day at 7:30 and 9:30am we bring you these stories and we recap them here! Let's see what Florida Man and Florida Woman were up to today!
Florida Man and his daughter hit with a bat after warning a large group about social distancing
A Florida Man and his daughter approached a group of "college-age" people and warned the group about the dangers of Coronavirus and the benefits of social distancing. They thanked him and his daughter by smacking them both in the head with a bat. More here
Florida Woman facing felony assault by Spaghetti-O’s
A Florida Woman is facing felony assault charges after hitting her boyfriend with a can of Spaghetti-O's. Yep, the ring-shaped, saucy pasta we all love so much was weaponized and made a big gash in this dude's head. Check out the story here
Florida Woman dances in her undies in the road and swings a golf club, because of course she did
It's not every day that you see a woman who has stripped down to her underwear and is dancing in the middle of a road, but this IS Florida, so...Yep, this Florida Woman stripped down to her underwear, danced in the middle of the road and swung a golf club, all while yelling profanities at drivers. Ahh Florida...more here
Sources: nydailynews.com, thesmokinggun.com, tcpalm.com
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