WTF (What The Florida)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
First we go to Fort Lauderdale, where there has been a string of thefts. Rooster thefts to be exact and authorities believe they are being stolen for cockfighting. My questions are, why steal so many roosters and why do so many people in Fort Lauderdale have roosters? More
Next we see a Florida bear peeping into the windows of a home. The bear seemed to be accompanied by some cubs and was standing on two legs getting a good look into the window of a family's home. Check out the pictures here
And lastly, we go to a Florida Man who was arrested for attempting to burglarize a pickup truck. When the cops got there, he admitted to breaking into the truck to steal items he could sell, so he could buy some methamphetamine, so he could see his "imaginary girlfriend Emma". It's a whole process you see? He needs the meth to see the imaginary girlfriend, so OF COURSE he has to break into trucks to find some stuff to sell! Check out more here