WTF (What The Florida)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Man gets his own beer!
Yep, a brewing company in Tampa has released Florida Man beer. It's a double IPA, which means it's pretty hoppy and also since it IS a Florida Man beer, it's 8.5% alcohol! Check out more here
Source: https://thefederalist.com/
Florida Man surprised to learn that wet surfaces are slippery!
A Florida Man is suing a car wash for damages over $30,000 for injuries sustained when he fell while walking on the wet ground. The man says the car wash failed to maintain a safe environment, but I say when you slip on water, if it's in a place like a car wash, you should realize there's water everywhere and be careful where you walk, but that's just me! More here
Source: https://bocanewsnow.com/
Florida Man breaks into a house and stares in a girl's doorway!
A Florida Man has been arrested for breaking into a Pasco County home and standing in a girl's doorway for several minutes with his hand in his pants before being chased off by the family dog! What a creep! What a good dog! That dog deserves steak and you can see more here
Source: https://www.tampabay.com/
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