WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Man grabs the wheel of his gf's car and crashes it
A Florida Man was arrested for attempted murder, after arguing with his girlfriend while they were driving (nothing worse than a "carguement"), he grabbed the wheel and caused a crash! When the cops showed up, his girlfriend told them what happened and that the man tried to intimidate her into not telling the truth. As you can imagine, he's sitting in jail. More here
Source: https://www.clickorlando.com/
Florida Man drives to 7-Eleven...on his lawnmower
A Florida Man was spotted in Lehigh Acres riding to 7-Eleven on his riding lawnmower. A neighbor says he likes to do it "for fun", but he was photographed and people got some video and a good laugh. Authorities say it's illegal to do that, but that's just because they don't want you to have a good time! More here
Source: https://www.miamiherald.com/
Florida Man arrested for pleasuring himself in an ambulance
After complaining of being short of breath, a Florida Man was loaded into an ambulance, where he proceeded to get naked and then pleasured himself with an ice pack. The good news is, he was wearing a condom at the time, so he won't have little baby ice packs. Silver lining, you know? More here
Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/
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