WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
61-year-old Florida Man facing backlash for marrying his 18-year-old goddaughter
A Florida Man is catching some heat for marrying his 18-year-old goddaughter and he is a whole 61-years-old! Now, age difference aside, there are some other "complications". The fact is, this man was actually in a relationship with the 18-year-old's MOTHER at one point! Oh it is a LOT to unravel and you can start here
Source: https://www.blackenterprise.com/?test=prebid
Florida Man will use some of his $1 million winnings to buy an electric toothbrush
A Florida Man recently won $1 million in the lottery and decided to use the money for something he always wanted...an electric toothbrush. I mean, he won $1 million, so CERTAINLY an electric toothbrush can't be the ONLY thing he wanted right? True, he also bought a really good pair of flip flops. Look, I'm just glad that Florida Man is even USING a toothbrush, so this is good news to me, that you can read more of here
Source: https://www.kiro7.com/
This Florida domestic violence is brought to you by the letter “G”
A Florida Man is being punished to the letter of the law, because of this incident literally involving the letter of the law. During a court hearing for battery of a woman, this Florida Man got into an argument with her outside of the courtroom during a court recess, where he ripped the letter "G" off of a sign and hit her with it! This new evidence should have made the previous hearing a slam dunk! More here
Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/
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