WTF (What The Florida?)


WTF (What The Florida?)

Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!

Florida sheriff plans to stop murders with 7-Up and Moon Pies

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said, "just chill out. Drink a 7-Up. Eat a Moon Pie. Quit murdering people". Pretty sound advice. The fact is, murder in our nation is up this year and Polk County in particular is seeing a big uptick in murders. In fact, they're currently investigating 27 murders, 23 of which have occurred since June. For more on this and maybe a little more advice on soda and junk food, click here

Source: https://brobible.com/

Road Rage Incident Spills Into a Convenience Store

Two Florida Men involved in a road rage incident allowed it to spill over into a Circle K. A 22-year-old and a 53-year-old got into it, continued the argument verbally inside the store, where the 22-year-old tackled the other man into his car in the parking lot. Of course, not having protective equipment and the fact that he tackled him in a parking lot, both men were injured and taken to the hospital, where the physical aggressor was taken to jail. More here

Source: https://flaglerlive.com/

Florida Man arrested for fleeing police going the wrong way on a highway

A Florida Man proved yet again that you can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man. He was in Maryland driving a semi, when he stole another trucker's jacket from a truck stop. The other trucker's keys were in the picket, which prompted a call to police. When cops caught up with the Florida Man, he took off in his semi, going the WRONG WAY on a highway! As you can imagine, he was caught and arrested and you can read more here

Source: https://wjla.com/

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