WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Man arrested for in an attempt to kidnap a child
Good thing Florida Man is stupid and in this case, organized. A man was caught with a shovel, duct tape and gloves, with a list of things to do, including "snatch up lil girl" and "throw her in trunk". Very helpful of him to leave all this evidence, making his arrest pretty easy. More here
Florida Woman who sprayed her neighborhood with bullets NOT facing charges
An update to a story we gave you last week, a Florida Woman fought back against two armed robbers posing as exotic dog buyers by bringing some heat of her own. The attempted robbery ended with men running from the house, as she chases and literally UNLOADS a machine gun all over her neighborhood. It turns out it's all legit and all good and she will not be facing any charges. You can see more here, including the crazy video here
Florida Man arrested for setting fire to a statue of Jesus
Now HE'S gonna burn for this one! A Florida Man set fire to a tree and a statue of Jesus at a church, but didn't stop there. He also set fire to a couple of houses and is suspected of committing three other arsons! Quite the firebug here! Check out more here