WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Woman and her baby had guns drawn on them as U.S. Marshals had the wrong house
U.S. Marshals knocked on the wrong door while looking for a murder suspect and ended up drawing guns on a young mom and her baby. Even after being told they were at the wrong house, they branded her a "liar" and continued to search through the wrong house, before finally realizing they were in the wrong place. Oops. More here
Florida Man gets hold of deputy's pepper spray and sprays them
A Florida Man being questioned by deputies for trespassing got hold of pepper spray, sprayed three deputies and physically attacked another deputy before being Tased and arrested. Look, these "weapons" are useless against Florida Man, all they do is further anger and confuse him, so get rid of the pepper spray and Tasers and whatever else, or Florida Man is likely to use it against you. More here
Massive brawl breaks out at a Florida dog show
A huge fight broke out at Miami's "Bully Takeover" dog show. It turns out some women did not know how contests work and when their dog did not win the competition, they demanded their entry fee back. Contest organizers refused, which sparked a brawl that included a lot of people. Fists and feet and even chairs were flying and eventually hotel security and police had to get involved. Looks like that show went to the "dogs"? Ok, more here