WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Man left a pizza trail for deputies to find him
A Florida Man got an early start the other morning, as he broke into and stole items from two cars at around 7:30AM, but it was pizza that the early bird caught and not a worm. He left behind a pizza box and a trail of marinara sauce, leading authorities right to him. That and he was approaching strangers on the street asking if they wanted to buy a gun. You know, usual Florida Man stuff. More here
South Florida "influencer" posed in front of her dead father's casket
A Florida Woman who claims to be an influencer has come under fire for posing in front of her dead father's casket at his funeral. She didn't just take one pic either, she full on POSED for a BUNCH of pictures and posted them and STILL doesn't see what she did wrong! I wish someone would "influence" her to be a better person. More here
School board member takes elementary kids on a field trip to a gay bar
Not just a teacher, but a school board member took elementary school kids to Rosie's Bar and Grill, a well-known gay bar (and grill). The food items have sassy names to them, but one has to wonder a few things, one, who thought this would be a good idea? Also, why? And third, don't parents have to sign a permission slip for a field trip? This is crazy and also the first time students had more questions than answers after a field trip and you can see more here