WTF (What The Florida?)


WTF (What The Florida?)

Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!

Road rage? How about "boat rage"?

A man is in jail after intentionally ramming his boat into another man's boat in an alleged incident of boat rage. Apparently the victim was driving his boat, when he disturbed the water, making 52-year-old Kenneth Gordon's boat "move" in the water and even though I thought boats were SUPPOSED to move in the water, that didn't stop ol' Kenneth from ramming his boat into the other guy's and as you can imagine, he was arrested on a slew of charges. Check out more here

Source: https://www.wkrg.com/

Local Florida Man jumps off the Edison Bridge to try to evade police

"Try" being the operative word, as Bryan Gray, 34, was caught RIGHT AWAY by police after jumping into the river. It all started when Bryan stole a van, crashed said van and couldn't drive it any further while on the bridge, so he did what any sane, logical person would do, he jumped in. He was instantly fished out and was taken in. More, including VIDEO here

Source: https://www.complex.com/

Florida Man jacks a bucket truck, because he didn't want to walk home

Makes sense, walking home sucks. This Florida Man first was a stowaway in the back of a bucket truck and when he was discovered by workers, they called the cops. Police came and at first the suspect was asleep and very groggy, but being a Florida Man, he popped right up and took off. He managed to get INTO the truck and took off in it. The truck was found 20 miles away, but the suspect managed to avoid capture until the next day. A wild Florida Man story and an instant classic that you can see more of here

Source: https://news3lv.com/

Photos: https://giphy.com/


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