WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Woman charged with trying to hire a hitman
This Florida Woman was arrested after taking to the dark web to try to hire a hitman to kill her ex's new love. The only problem is, every time you try to hire a hitman, it turns out to be an undercover cop and that is what happened here. She was trying to make transactions with Bitcoin and everything, but her whole plan fell apart and you can see more here
Florida Train goes back online after 20 months, where it promptly hits a car
Due to COVID, a Florida train had been shut down for the past 20 months and on the FIRST DAY back in operation, it hit a car. A 71-year-old Florida Woman was hit in her car by the train and suffered some broken bones as a result. More here
Florida Man with a rifle on his ex's property is shot by police
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. A Florida Man was shot by police while lurking around his ex's property and damaging her car. When he also got into an altercation with a neighbor, the called the cops. He was also armed with a rifle and didn't know how to listen too well, so police had to shoot him. He was taken to a hospital with non life-threatening injuries. More here