Here’s how to properly have sex on a table
If you're going to do something, do it right and that even pertains to having sex on a table. Believe it or not, there's a right way and a wrong way to do this and you don't want to do it the wrong way, or you may end up with a fork puncture in your butt, or at the very least a nasty case of food poisoning! Ok, maybe not, but there are some things to consider: First, is table height. You have to think of your height, the height of the table, the position, a great many factors weigh into table sex and height is one of them. Also, for safety's sake, you have to make sure the table is sturdy. You don't want your actions resulting in a concussion...or a baby, but I digress. Think of the surface of the table. Glass is no good for a number of reasons. Have fun with it they say...maybe play it up, make it spontaneous, or even a little tying your partner up could be fun. Next they say to make sure to clean up properly and lastly, buy some sex furniture already ok? More here
Source: https://www.menshealth.com/
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