WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Man leads police in Alabama on a chase
It's true, you can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man. A 26-year-old Florida Man was arrested for not stopping for police, then leading them on a high-speed chase and then shooting at them! They had to PIT maneuver him twice to get him to stop and his female passenger jumped out of the moving vehicle to get away from this dude! It's a wild story and you can see more here
Five mile police chase ends in arrest for a Naples woman
A Florida Woman was arrested for DUI after hitting a truck and taking off. A witness spotted her hitting the vehicle and taking off and police were called, where she led them on a very brief chase for 5 miles before finally stopping. When she was taken out of the car, police noticed empty beer bottles in the car. Classy. More here
Prison inmate knocked out his cellmate's teeth for farting too much
A Florida Man already in prison is in even more prison for his actions against his cellmate. He knocked out two of his cellmate's teeth and when asked why, he told authorities that the man passed too much gas and also would not courtesy flush the toilet. Sounds like he deserved it, but all in all, it's a crappy situation. More here