WTF (What The Florida?)
Ahh yes, Florida Man and Florida Woman...we follow their exploits every morning at 7:30 and 9:30 and here are today's stories!
Florida Woman passes out at a restaurant and tells a choking 1-year-old to "f***ing deal with it"
A real gem this one...a Florida Woman was VERY intoxicated at a restaurant and would be pretty normal, except for the fact that she had her 1-year-old with her. She gave the infant a cherry at one point, which the baby instantly started choking on and she said to "f***ing deal with it". Next, mom of the year passed out and a witness held the baby until police arrived. More here
Florida Man caught "humping" a dog and fights the owner who confronted him
A Florida Man was dry humping a dog (thank God not nude) and when confronted by the dog's owner, this dog-humper assaulted him! He was charged with assault and battery and criminal mischief. What, no cruelty to animals? More here
Florida Woman shot her husband's lover in the throat with a stun gun
A Florida Woman went to her estranged husbands house and when the woman he is currently dating answered the door, she shot her in the throat with a dart-shooting stun gun! The woman was also shot with a stun dart in the chest and the worst part is she's epileptic and when shot with the stun gun, she had a seizure! A wild story for sure and you can see more here