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If you want good sex tonight, avoid these foods


If you want good sex tonight, avoid these foods 

With it being Valentine's Day and all, there may be a good chance you might be having some sex tonight. But that's ONLY if you avoid these four foods that could mess everything up! So if you want to have optimal relations this evening, here are the foods you should avoid:

1) Burgers and fries- while delicious, this comes with a lot of issues. First, mood is affected by energy and burgers and fries, chock full of fat and is a heavy meal will zap your energy quick!

2) Heavy carbs- for a lot of the same reasons as avoiding burgers and fries, these tend to take away some energy and that is the last thing you want! So pasta and pizza are out!

3) Beans- for very obvious and stinky reasons

4) Chocolate- now this one I don't understand. We LITERALLY hand our loved ones BOXES of these things on Valentine's Day and I always thought chocolate was an aphrodisiac, but according to this, a chocolate sauce with fruit is ok, but cakes and cookies and brownies will make you lethargic and that is not conducive to having a good time tonight.

So what can we eat? I have no idea, I don't wanna mess anything up, so I'll just be sitting her drinking some water. More here

Source: https://www.the-sun.com/

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