Guy took a harpoon to the penis for not making his wife dinner
I know guys reading that headline are now standing up after their knees buckled, but yes, a man took a harpoon to the wang for not making dinner for his wife. This man made the unfortunate decision to go out drinking with his friends instead of making dinner for his wife and when he came home, she had something for him. She shot him through the ween with the harpoon and then walked over and gave it a twist to remind him to have dinner hot and ready next time. She was clearly arrested for her own at-home version of "Moby Dick". More here
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