The LAST thing you want is a monkey on meth
In Ohio, a man was arrested for giving meth to his pet monkey. Now I don't think I need to point out the dangerous implications this involves, but monkeys a rude animals and feeding them meth is sure to make that problem a LOT worse! You want a meth-fuel monkey flinging poo at you? Because that's how you get a meth-fueled monkey flinging poo at you! Now the interesting thing is this man's lawyers are trying to argue his case and reduce any jail time he might see by stating the monkey is more of a "wild animal" than a "pet" and therefore he shouldn't be charged as badly. Right, as if the monkey somehow CHOSE to use meth! Next thing you know money is missing off of your dresser and your car is gone, while all of the electronics in your house have been taken apart for some reason! Find out more on this meth monkey madness here
Source: https://www.wcpo.com/
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