A shirtless Florida Man climbs a tree “like Tarzan” to evade police. First of all, isn't saying "shitless Florida Man" redundant? Florida Man is always at LEAST shirtless!
Florida Man, ever wily evaded police for two hours by hiding from police in a tree, which he climbed "like Tarzan". It all started when Jonathan Kiser took off from police during an attempted traffic stop. Jonathan left his girlfriend behind in the car (where she was arrested for various reasons) and took off into the woods. Police lost track of him for a while, but after sending the dogs out, they located him in a tree. Jonathan still had some fight left in him as he scrambled up the tree, but quickly fell down and police apprehended him. Too bad old Tarzan there couldn't call some of his animal friends for help! More here